Why Coffee Is Better Than Women
This list compiled by Ant, Shanen, Ken, and Ratt. Hope you've all enjoyed.
- You don't have to put cream in your coffee to make it taste good.
- Coffee doesn't complain when you put whipped cream in it.
- A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.
- You won't fall asleep after a cup of coffee.
- You can always warm coffee up.
- Coffee comes with endless refills.
- Coffee is cheaper.
- You won't get arrested for ordering coffee at 3 AM.
- Coffee never runs out.
- COffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.
- You can take black coffee home to meet your parents.
- You can make coffee as sweet as you want.
- You can smoke while drinking coffee.
- You can put out a cigarette in a cup of coffee.
- Coffee smells and tastes good.
- You don't have to put vinegar in your coffee.
- If your coffee pot leaks, you can use a regular paper towel.
- You can always get fresh coffee.
- You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and it'll be hot when you get
- They sell coffee at police stations.
- You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee.
- Coffee goes down easier.
- If you put chocolate in your coffee, it doesn't put on weight.
- No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.
- A big cup or small cup? It doesn't matter.
- Your coffee doesn't talk to you.
- Coffee smells good in the morning.
- Coffee is good when it's cold too.
- Coffee stains are easier to remove.
- Coffee doesn't care when you dunk things in it.
- Coffee doesn't care what kind of mood you're in.
- Coffee doesn't shed.
- Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less.
- You can't get a cup of coffee pregnant by putting cream in it.
- Coffee doesn't mind being ground.
- No matter how bad coffee is, you can always make it better.
- Coffee doesn't have a time of the month...it's good all the time.
- When coffee gets old, you can throw it away.
- When you have a coffee, you don't end up with a pube in the back of your
- Coffee doesn't take up half your bed.
- Coffee doesn't mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have a cup.
- INSTANT COFFEE!
- You can have an intelligent conversation with coffee.
- It can take up to 2 weeks for coffee to grow mold.
- Your coffee won't be jealous of a larger cup.
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