Page for my most childish friend!

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Biographical Information

Picture:
Name: Yoon Ji Lee
Birthday: February 14, 1978
Shoesize: 8 (in men's size)
Height: About 5'4"
Weight: 100 - 145 lbs
Bust: AAA (no, not the automobile thing.)
Favorite Mentor: Yong Lee

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Her Life

Her life is basically a time bomb waiting to explode any second. She has severe drinking problems first of all. One example would illustrate the severity of her problems.

It was a dark summer night in Korea . . .

She decides to go drinking with a friend of hers. One drink, two drinks, three drinks, four drinks, . . .

Soon enough, she gets to the point where she has no control over her body. Her friend who was drinking with her is not very strong and can't possibly support Yoon Ji. So, she decides to call my home!!

I wasn't there at the time although I would have loved to witness this sight. My brother (with whom she had no exchange of words prior to this call by the way) answers the phone. She immediately demands to talk to my dad first. Sensing that Yoon Ji is possibly intoxicated a bit, my brother exercises his judgment and decides not to let her talk to my dad. Then, all hell breaks loose . . .

She first starts cursing my brother out, asking why she couldn't talk to my dad. My brother tries very hard to keep his composure at this point. Then, she demands that my brother come immediately where she is and pick her up since she is too drunk to move anywhere. She goes off on how my brother owes her this and that and how great of a person she is, etc. Feeling terribly sorry for Yoon Ji, my brother decides to go pick her up.

When he finally gets there, she had already thrown up all over the street and some on herself. She doesn't exactly smell great and doesn't exactly look great either. Since she can't even walk at all, my brother has to help her up on her feet. When she finally gets up, she starts throwing up again against a tree and some splashes onto my brother as well. As my brother gently pads her back, she tells him that she's not drunk at all and demands that they go sing now.

Realizing how grave the situation is, my brother ignores her and helps her into his car. Even in the car, she constantly demands that they go sing and even threatens to throw up in the car if they don't go sing. My brother ignores and just continues driving. Then, she starts cursing again and lies down in the back seat.

There she puts her dirty, stinky feet against the window and starts singing at the top of her lungs. I can go into more unbelievable things she did after this, but you all get the idea.

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Her Quotes

Disclaimer: Although I may not have expressed and written consent of her, these are actual quotes written or verbalized by Yoon Ji herself.

On Nuns:
"Some of them are bitches, particularly the Korean ones."

On Herself: (these are her actual writings with which she has ended her email messages.)
(Oh, if you don't speak Korean, these will not make any sense to you.)
"Bek-soo-Gun-dal Yoon-Ji-ga"
"Noo-na gat-eun Yoon-Ji dong-seng-ee"
"In-Jong-man-eun Yoon-Ji Noo-Na-ga"

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Some Pictures


She never knew where to look when taking pictures . . . .



She was drunk even at her high school prom.



Her extremely childish and stubborn friend, Sadie.
She prides herself in being a prude.



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