Quotes from Various People
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*A lot of the quotes listed here may not make sense to you unless you know the context.
- On kiss between Ross and Rachel in Friends,
(three girls ready to celebrate with champaign)
Monica: So where were his hands?
Rachel: Well, they started in the back and then moved to my arms and then to my hair . . .
Monica: Oh . . . .
(in the other apartment, three guys chewing on their pizza)
Ross: . . . and then I kissed her.
Joey: Tongue?
Ross: Yeah.
Joey: Cool.
- Stubbs: Sunshine makes me horny. AHH!!!
- Mandu:
No, Yong. You suck. I blow.
Man is what I do. That's why I am Mando.
- aka:
That's all I look for at this stage of my life.
I mean, I have friends like Christine, right?
I can go talk to her.
- Dip: The only thing that kept me going this week was MB's . . .
- Stubby: Dude . . . Have you been to the Kenneth Cole shoe store in the mall?
- Sadie:
Yeah, I was having a conversation with my friend about sucking and licking.
I don't lick . . . I bite.
- Wuffy:
You know who I can picture jacking off all the time?
Stubby.
I mean, he's got that big double to himself . . . .
Yeah, he must jack off all the time.
- Technology saves dicks. . . .
- Why don't you get on somebody tonight and get it over with?
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It's so . . . . unproportional!
I mean, it's a severe abberration in nature.
I mean . . . God must have . . . had an off-day or something . .
Have you ever seen anyone like her?
- Do unto others before they do unto you.