A presumed dead Indian freedom fighter Bhagat Singh was reportedly spotted alive and well in the heart of West Texas in the summer of 1994. Standing tall at a towering 5 ft. 6 in., Mr. B. S. is said to have eyes as blue as the ocean itself *. And, breath so vile, it is cited as the very reason the British left India.


* Ocean as seen on a dark night. Other restrictions may apply.
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