mab AT cs.stanford.edu
| Q: | Who are you? |
| A: | i'm Mary Ann Brennan. who the hell are you??? |
| Q: | What's your favorite Simpson's episode? |
| A: | after some thought, itchy and scratchy land [2F01]. if you want to know why, feel free to ask. i will tell you. it's a shame they can't seem to make shows that fine anymore (*cough* al jean *cough*). |
| Q: | What's your favorite color? |
| A: | used to be plaid back in the day. now i think it's argyle. |
| Q: | punctuation? |
| A: | ellipsis...is there any other? |
| Q: | television show/san francisco neighborhood? |
| A: | Twin Peaks. Towers and opaque symbolism, what more can you ask for? |
| Q: | What's the deal with your website? Why doesn't it look slicker? |
| A: | look, i don't know if you've ever eschewed fancy editors in favor of hand-generated html, but it's not all that easy. but my, doesn't it feel earthy... aaah, can't you almost smell the freshly tilled soil? |
| Q: | Hey, that was a question, not an answer. You're overstepping your bounds. |
| A: | yeah, and what was that that you just said, smart guy? |
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| A: | i thought so... |