My quest to be a champion:

I was siting with my friend George at BW-3 one day when we came across a flyer that outlined the rules for "Cluck-Off '96". We asked the waiter about how to qualify. "50 wings in 15 minutes", he burped. George said it couldn't be done. But he didn't know my stomach. The grand prize was $1000 and a Carribean Cruise; to me it looked like an easy free meal. Despite not having any real competitive eating experience, I decided to just wing it. What follows are my emails to my supporters and friends, that without them I would be hungry.


What friends and family are saying: