Tips from John

Mike,

I understand some of the packing peanuts that are used now-a-days are consumable. I believe they also swell up when exposed to liquid. Perhaps, you can spike your competitor's wings with a powder made from these packing peanuts.

For your secret weapon, how about old time medicine: Tape worms. A couple of those invertebates down inside should help combat grease illness. A 1/2 dozen and you probably be able to eat 6 lbs of chicken. After the contest they'll help you get back to your original weight, and I'm sure there's some anti-parasitic that'll kill the beasties when you're through.

John