Tips from JOHN

Hey Mike!

That's great news about the chicken wing "eat-off".

I didn't know such an event would impress women. I may have a chance after all. You see there's this charity pancake breakfast I'm thinking about going to... Do you think speed eating would work at a charity pancake breakfast?

I don't know about the salad technique, but if that theory has any basis, I would think that drinking a jar of BBQ sauce before the event would be more effective. Get as close as possible to the sauce that's used on the wings. The chicken-less sauce would create a larger imbalance, I believe, than salad, since a salad can be eaten alone, whereas BBQ sauce exists for coating food stuffs like wings.

Of course if there is already plenty of sauce on the wings you're eating, or the sauce on the wings is a different weight than what you guzzled before-hand, a separation effect may occur forcing the lighter of the two up and out! USE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!

John

P.S. If you use this technique and you win, you owe me a postcard from the Carribbean.