Quotes:
A quote from Grandma after I won the semifinal:
"70 wings in 15 minutes! What's so hard about that?"
A quote from Mother after I won the store final:
"This has to be the proudest moment any parent can ask for. We never
expected such great things from Michael."
A quote from Paul Zawada, NCSA networking genius:
"I've known a lot of chicken wing eaters in my time, and Mike is
one of them."