Prep for Round 4
Goal:
To Prepare to eat as many wings as you can in 30 minutes
Reward:
free meal and $1000 and Carribean Cruise
Hello:
Did you hear about the fact that you know someone almost famous? Yep Me.
I am the 1996 Champaign Urbana Buffalo Wing Eating Champion! I was the
store finalist on Jan 21st. I'm going to the big show in Cincinnati!!
52 young hopefuls with empty stomachs will be there with me.
You could say this is the Super Bowl of Eaters. First prize is $1,000 and
a Carribean Cruise!!!
I heard that last year's winner ate 3 1/2 lbs of wings. So I'm thinking
I need to eat about 4 lbs of wings to win. Yesterday for dinner I ate
a 7 oz pizza, a 9 oz TV dinner, a 3 oz orange, a 12 oz glass of milk,
and a 5 oz serving of cereal. Yep, thats only 36 oz's. And I was FULL.
I'm going to need to train to get some respect. I do have the secret weapon
though: metamucil.
Here's what I need to eat each night to practice:
- 48 tacos or
- 16 1/4 pounders w/cheese or
- 9 TV dinners or
- 4 large pizza's or
- 1 thanksgiving turkey
Although it may seem like an unrealistic goal, when the game's on the line
and there's an extra piece of chicken to be eaten, I'm not afraid to take
the last piece. I think I eat best when the food is on the table and I
have nothing to lose.
I think my training might involve the famous "Stress" method. Where
every other day, I will try to eat as much as I possibly can while
withstanding the tremendous pain. Although the method has been used
successfully in the past, it has never been applied to buffalo wings.
Leading experts, namely "two stomachs" Bob, have warned me. I am
traveling in a land where no man has eaten. Wish me luck.
My friends have been sending me suggestions, which I can send to you
if you would like. The best idea, I think, is that we hire a SWAT team
and force the competition to eat 2 Big Macs before the event.
I think I will go grocery shopping tonight let me know if you can
think of anything that might help.
talk to you guys soon,
mike
Hello Team,
Not much news from you guys lately. What are you doing? Eating on the
job? You guys are pathetic.
Here's the chicken update:
Who: 52 eaters from across the states.
What: Chicken Wings, 200 of them in a 1/2 hour, measured by weight
When: Feb 11th,
Where: Cinn. Ohio
How: Mouths and stomachs
Why: We're hungry
Winner: $1000 big ones, and a Carribean cruise.
I got some inside information that might be useful to us. Last year's
winner ate 3.6 pounds of chicken. And he's back this year. I think we
need to deploy our swap team with 10 Big Macs NOW. You hear me Noehren!?
This means you. Quit your smirking Spott, you're next. And no more
whining out of you Kellner; I'm sick of it. I want results people.
sincerly chicken,
mike
Additional tips for the final round from fellow eaters: