Minutes for Game #27
Hello Men,
Stu will be leaving us. It's been a long road. We finally got him to
value a nickle, and now he leaves us. I am thinking that the next poker
game will be a cook out with a chain-saw party to follow on sunday.
Mark this date on your calendar!!
WHAT: Poker Game #28 --> 07:00 PM
WHERE: Mike's place -------
SPONSOR: mike s
WHEN: Saturday, July 12th (7/12/97)
BRING: Your chips, $10.00 in cash, Poker Music
WHO: You
HTTP: http://www-cs-students.stanford.edu/~haberman/poker/poker.html
FEATURED hall & oats
bring your CD's
minutes from 5/31/97 (game #27)
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* PLAYERS: mike, ray, stu, john, george, mike s, todd
* SPONSER: mike, john, george
* FEATURED ARTIST: none
* SPREAD: sprite, 2 bags of pizza rolls (john)
beer, chips & salsa (mike),
leftover 4 lbs of peanut M&Ms (george)
* we realized that 2 months off is too long. Everyone forgets how to
play:
george deals no peek baseball then george peeks, and rolls up a card
before anyone else!! (he`s the dealer)
todd looks at his cards in another game of no-peek
stu in a came of 5 card draw, deals out 6 cards,
collects mikes held cards
* mike s wins first hand
* ray reveals his poker strategy: "I don't think." Stu tries it once,
but it back fires. Both are in last place. This is like
the N.O saints asking the Tampa Bay Bucs on how to win a football game.
* Stu introduced a new game called "Killer Lesbian Gladiators
from Outer Space". It was unplayable; the rest had to play
'pass the joint'. With a few modifications, "Killer Middle-Aged
Mutant Lesbian Gladiators from Outer Space" (KMMLGfOS) is now the hot
game at the table.
* Stu bets against 5 aces (KMMLGfOS, voodoo blood bath style) in his
own game.
* Mirella doesn't call this time. She comes to the game and gives bad
advice to george in in-between the sheets.
* Even though Ken isn't there, we started humming 'she'll be comin' around
the mountain' during stacks. We decide to pay for Ken's plane ticket
for NEXT game since we also decided that he'll be paying for OUR tickets
when we play at his place sometime in the fall.
* we proved that Stu's bad luck is more powerful than John's good luck
with a game called 'love your neighbor'.
* in a game of pass the trash john fakes low, but wins high
with a flush. A classic pixton move. Fakes todd out of underwear.
* after the reported earnings, we were off by $2.70. What a bunch of
cheaters:
reported official
ray +4.25 +3.50
stu -9.15 -9.15
john +6.85 +5.95
george +1.90 +1.90
todd +0.90 +0.90
mike h +1.75 +1.75
mike s -3.80 -4.85
CURRENT LEADER BOARD AS OF GAME #27 (26 games played)
Player Games Current Highest Lowest Highest
Rank Played Winnings Total Total Rank
------------ ------ -------- ------------------------
1. John 21 +48.70 +48.70 -5.10 1
2. Mike H 25 +22.65 +22.65 -5.05 1
3. Todd 18 +12.55 +20.95 -4.05 1
4. Uncle Ed 1 +2.20 +2.20 +2.20 3
5. Pat 2 -0.75 -0.75 -3.15 5
6. Scott 1 -1.30 -1.30 -1.30 5
7. Ken 20 -2.65 -2.45 -11.90 6
8. Jon 1 -4.05 -4.05 -4.05 6
9. Rob G 1 -4.10 -4.10 -4.10 9
10. Rob K 1 -4.75 -4.75 -4.75 10
13. JaeJin 3 -6.45 -5.50 -6.45 6
11. Dennis 18 -6.95 +6.55 -7.00 2
14. George 25 -7.05 +18.55 -7.40 2
15. Ray 4 -8.15 -4.35 -15.25 9
12. Mike S 3 -11.20 +3.65 -11.20 4
16. Stu 18 -28.70 +10.30 -28.70 1
Player Rank Last 7 Poker Game Earnings
Last 4 Games #27 #26 #25 #24 #23 #22 #20
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11/13/10/10 Dennis DNP | -0.85 | DNP | DNP | DNP | DNP | DNP
14/14/9/3 George +1.90 | -4.40 |-12.20 | -5.30 | -5.60 |+10.05 | +6.35
13/12/12/12 JaeJin DNP | DNP | DNP | DNP | DNP | DNP | DNP
1/1/1/1 John +5.95 | +1.35 | -1.65 |+10.95 | +5.10 | DNP | DNP
8/8/7/8 Jon DNP | DNP | DNP | DNP | DNP | DNP | DNP
7/7/13/13 Ken DNP | +5.75 | +1.15 | -1.90 | +3.40 | -5.35 | +3.30
2/2/2/4 Mike H +1.75 | +2.50 |+12.75 | +4.85 | +4.70 | -2.95 | -3.60
12/11/11/11 Mike S -4.85 | DNP | DNP | DNP |-10.00 | +3.65 |
5/5/5/6 Pat DNP | DNP | DNP | DNP | DNP | DNP | DNP
15/15/14/14 Ray +3.50 | DNP | +3.60 |-10.90 | DNP | -4.35 |
9/9/8/9 Rob G DNP | DNP | DNP | DNP | DNP | DNP | DNP
10/10 Rob K DNP | -4.75 |
6/6/6/7 Scott DNP | DNP | DNP | DNP | DNP | DNP | DNP
16/16/15/15 Stu -9.15 | DNP | -3.65 | +2.30 | +2.40 | -1.05 | -4.35
3/3/3/2 Todd +0.90 | +0.40 | DNP | DNP | DNP | DNP | -1.70
4/4/4/5 Uncle Ed DNP | DNP | DNP | DNP | DNP | DNP | DNP
** game #21 was declared null and void
POKER RECORDS:
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Top 3 game winners: +14.10 (john #11) +12.35 (todd #13) +12.20 (mike #25)
Top 3 game losers: -12.20 (george #25) -10.90 (ray #24) -10.85 (todd #12)
High Running Total: +48.70 (john #27) +43.05 (john #24) +42.75 (john #26)
Low Running Total: -28.70 (stu #27) -20.60 (stu #22) -20.40 (stu #15)
Best Food Spread: john (#12/25) see spread king page
Worst Food Spread: mike h (#9) stale doritoes and diet mountain dew