Wife Joke


My wife and I were playfully arguing recently and I said something she didn't like.

"I ought to beat you up", she laughed.

"Ahh, you're not tough enough," I said.

"Ok, maybe I'll shoot you with the shotgun", she said.

"Oh please, it's only a 20 gauge, you'll need a bigger gun than that", I sneered.

"In that case, maybe I'll just whack you with the frying pan", she said.

"I KNOW you don't know how to use that!" I said.

Big, big, big, big, big, HUGE, big, BIG mistake.


Last updated Tuesday, June 11, 1996
Jonathan Dufour (jdufour@cs.ucsd.edu)