My wife and I were playfully arguing recently and I said something she didn't like.
"I ought to beat you up", she laughed.
"Ahh, you're not tough enough," I said.
"Ok, maybe I'll shoot you with the shotgun", she said.
"Oh please, it's only a 20 gauge, you'll need a bigger gun than that", I sneered.
"In that case, maybe I'll just whack you with the frying pan", she said.
"I KNOW you don't know how to use that!" I said.
Big, big, big, big, big, HUGE, big, BIG mistake.
Last updated Tuesday, June 11, 1996