Adam Heath Clark
Born March 27, 1973 in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
Raised in Newport Beach, California.
Graduated in computer science from Stanford University in June,
Heaven for me would be running along a flat deserted highway, while eating pizza, listening to Pink Floyd, and evolving intelligent computer organisms.
Hell for me would be having my knee crushed into oblivion, then being force-fed alfredo while 500 cockroaches scurried over my body and into my orifices.